August 2012
konohashinobi:
ohmygod
ohmygod
whenpumpkin:
moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit
thefrictionoftavandgamzeesbulges:
nightblogging is like a race to see who can think of the stupidest shit first
sunshien:
i’m gonna be so awkward the first time i have sex
“just
no
hang on
i learned how to do this
in a story
on the internet
about two heterosexual men
having sex
just trust me okay”
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
zebulonpike:
yo i hear she’s cheaper than the louisiana purchase
strawberrycum:
rusty—shackleford:
im so hungry
if you bring me food i’ll let you watch me eat
