konohashinobi: ohmygod ohmygod
whenpumpkin: moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit
thefrictionoftavandgamzeesbulges: nightblogging is like a race to see who can think of the stupidest shit first
sunshien: i’m gonna be so awkward the first time i have sex “just no hang on i learned how to do this in a story on the internet about two heterosexual men having sex just trust me okay”
mom: are you on drugs?
zebulonpike: yo i hear she’s cheaper than the louisiana purchase
strawberrycum: rusty—shackleford: im so hungry if you bring me food i’ll let you watch me eat